Make your own free website on Tripod.com
[whiney.emo.sarah]

[various.pictures]

[nerdy.loser] | [flannel.dinosaurs] | [names.for.an.emo.band] | [links] | [contact] | [sar's.deep.thoughts] | Alex's Brain Trails | Evalyn's Sporadic Contemplations

on my walk today I saw a squirrel out in the middle of the street. Somehow he had gotten ahold of one of those prepackaged waffles. He (she? Why do I assume it was a guy squirrel) looked pretty excited, but kind of nervous too. I got the impression that this waffle was probably the biggest score of his entire life. I tried to imagine what it would be like to carry a waffle bigger than myself, down the street. I guess it would be very hard to do. Once the squirrel decided it was safe he began to devour the find with furious intensity. I thought; how long can he keep up this pace? He's gonna explode. I tried to keep still so I could watch him, but he would freeze up at every slight movement. He wasn't taking any chances. Finally I made one too many "sudden movements"- he put his waffle back in his mouth and scampered under a fence. I didn't know how to tell him that I didn't want to steal his waffle- I just wanted to see how much he could eat.

[sign.the.guestbook]

[view.the.guestbook]

"it'll never work."
"why not?"
"because we're losers.  we've been picked by genetic selection as living proof that this world is fucked."
"how's that?"
"we lost the DNA lottery.  we didn't get the asshole gene.  see, we're the nice guys.  we're never gonna succeed.  only the assholes get the girls and the dough, bro."

blah.jpg

Click to receive e-mail
when this page is updated
Powered by NetMind

Remember back in the day when the old counter was almost up to 3000 hits?  Piece O crap....anyway, it's about time for a new counter, eh?

Unknown Gem Type: tlx.tlxinv.guestbook